"Love and Peaches", by Jodi Lynn Anderson.
"Don't be sorry. If you're sorry, change it. Say something. Tell me the truth."
Judge Abbott looked thoughtfully at her, long and hard. "I can't. I really am sorry."
"Sorry is for chumps," she said. "You're just a chump."
ok, so maybe not the coolest thing you've ever heard in your lifetime, but I liked it. : )